Just Avoid Humans @ Christmas

The full Christmas collection is a carefully curated lineup of festive truths, straight from the Claus household. Tired of pretending to love carols, joy, and that one weird relative? So are we... and so are Santa and Mrs. Claus.

This collection speaks to anyone who’s over the holiday hustle but still wants to look good doing nothing. Crafted from ridiculously soft fabric, these tees are perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, ghosting holiday parties, or just vibing under the mistletoe solo.